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41. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
42. Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
43. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
44. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
45. lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
46. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
47. If your bad. Call me your Dad.
48. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
49. Friends are the family you choose
50. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
If “Plan 1” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the counting has infinite numbers.
I had a horribly busy day, spent it converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
You’re pretty, adorable & beautiful, until your Photoshop 30 days trial expires.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.
I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.
When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
I know i am awesome, so i don;t care about your opinion.
If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and half.
DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
Attitude in English Font for Boyfriend
Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the
back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA”
Attitude Status in English Words for girlfriend
If i liked your status on Facebook that means you have entertained me
High Attitude Status in English for husband
The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition
and there are no other copies!
Attitude Facebook Status in English for wife
Attitude Matters : Don’t Say, “No One Likes Me..!!” Just Say,
“There Is No One Like Me..!!”
Attitude Status in English for husband
When someone says: you are UGLY TELL them
oh sorry I was trying to look like you
90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means
I don’t want to talk to you anymore.
Fb Whatsapp Attitude Status in English for wife
Adopting the right attitude can convert a
negative stress into a positive one.
The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight.
I taught your boyfriend that little thing you like.
Nothing positive comes from being negative all the time.
Change your attitude!
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you don’t change it,
you’ll never go anywhere.
I don’t have an attitude!! I have a personality you can’t handle!!!
The only difference between success and failure is one’s attitude.
For success, attitude is as much important as ability.
Attitude Facebook Status in English
Do not give advise unless you are asked to.
Two Line Attitude Whatsapp Status in English for BF
Your imagination has much to do with your life.
If you think you are too small to make a difference,
try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.
Good news is I’m smiling. Bad news is it’s the kind
of smile that people should fear.
People will love you. People will hate you.
Others will secretly wish to be you.
Can you do me a favour? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me.
You are today where your thoughts have brought you;
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is
your attitude about the problem.
Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.
They can because they think they can.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has
never tried anything new.
If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.
Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.
Wonders why people keep doing the same old things,
but yet expect a different outcome…!!!
My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee!
The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves,
but in our attitude towards them
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
When we can’t laugh again and again on the same joke.
There’s no point crying again and again for the same pain.
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change
his future by merely changing his attitude.
I don’t come with dice. So don’t play me.
Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us.
My door is always open so feel free to leave.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
I got a simple rule about everybody.
If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!
Act like you are wearing invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude’
I am who i am today because of the choice i made yesterday.
I do not mind the crazy people,
it’s the normal one that freaks me out!
‘B+’ is not my blood group, neither my grade in maths.
Its my favourite Quote: “BE POSITIVE
You can’t expect me to think before I speak.
I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.
Don’t ask me for my opinion if you can’t handle the truth.
But it’s your attitude that keeps
People say I have a dirty mind, But I say its just creative!
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
You are today where your thoughts have brought you; !!!you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.
Problem is not the Problem.,Problem is your bad attitude...
Anyone who never make mistake they can never try to solve problem!..
If you can follow all the rules then there is not fun!..
I don;t come with Card so not play me!..
My door is always open so can meet at any time!..
Patience is not a virtue. !Its just waste of Time...
Attitude is like wrist watch--. Every watch shows different time ,!than other and everyone thinks his watch is showing right time.:D
Don't play with me because I am champian..
My attitude is always in my pocket!!!
My attitude is depends on the behavior of your!!!
Attitude is the power which can grown up!!
My life my hobby is my attitude!!
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my
amazing relationship with my BED.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.
When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
Men also have FEELINGS,
for example they can feel HUNGRY.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
I know i am awesome, so i don’t care about your opinion.
If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD
it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When i was born, i was so surprised,
I didn’t talk for a year and half.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king
OR walk like you don’t care, who is the king.
Smile in front of people who hate you.
Your happiness kills them.
Error..! Status Unavailable
Status under construction of life
Born with winner Quality’s LEGENDS don’t die..
I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!
Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Dear God, thanks for making me special.
People laugh at me becoz i am different and
i laugh becoz they all are same.
If I delete your number, you’re
basically deleted from my life.
Definition of EX: Thanks for the Experience.
Our time has Expired. Now Exit my life.
People say me bad, trust me i am the worst.
I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
Coins always make sound but the
currency notes are always silent!
that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast
I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..
If your online then why aren’t you texting me
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it
I was not busy to be online…
I had just gave up on my life when
I picked up this girls phone and saw
my contact name as “Free Recharge”
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
They say we learn from our mistakes.
So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
lazy People Fact #5812672793=
You were too lazy to read that number.
Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and
hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
Friends are the family you choose
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will
steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I’m not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea
who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…
Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if
God is playing angry birds with you?
I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes
their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my
heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend.
Now, you help me to save mine.
Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
I’m Not Special , I’m Just Limited Edition.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
My heart is stolen…can I check your Heart
Two Attitude of cool life – Walk like you are the Boss OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the Boss.
I am single because God is busy for making Girl for me!...
My style is unique don't copy it!
Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!..
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing text to GF!..
GF is asked me what is your attitude ? then I Say Being Single is My attitude!..
Don't make a girl fall for you !if you have not intention of catching HER....
The only disability in your life is a bad attitude...
The best thing in mine is that I am Limited Edition not a Special one!..
for Sucess you need positive attitude!
Every thing is possible ,when we work hard...
My Attitude is "GoD" gift and nobody take it from me.!
When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”
I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
Not always available, try your luck.
Keep moving! Nothing new to read
I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
I have a new theory in life… what other people think
of me is truly none of my business!…
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude
My personality is “who I am” & my attitude depends on “who you are!”
God is really creative, i mean… just look at me.
I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.
I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Excuse me, I found something under my shoes. Oh its your attitude.
Stop checking my status! Go Get A Life.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
I don’t change , i just grew up. You should try it once.
I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later?.
Don’t Copy My Style.
Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing…”
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be
the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to
your pointless dramas over and over again.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in
you even when you are fooling everyone else.
A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea
who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
Everyone has an annoying friend.
If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says
to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it
was the best conversation you’ve ever had.
Friends are notes to life’s great songs.
A melody that carries you along.
A best friend is someone who tells you the truth
even when you don’t want to hear it.
I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people
who are supposed to be my friends.
It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and
your best friend notices and joins you.
My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
If friendship is your weakest point then
your the strongest person in the world.
Good friends are like starts. You don’t always see them
but you know they’re always there.
Fake friends believe in rumours. Real friends believe in you.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Every friendship doesn’t change into love but
every love begins with friendship.
A beautiful friendship can change people.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows
that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.
Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
What people say to your face is not a problem.
The problem is what they say behind your back.
The ones who are crazy enough to think that they
can change the world are the ones who do.
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves
the standing ovation of the tallest finger…
Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving
my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my
amazing relationship with my BED.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go
anywhere until you change it.
I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.
Men also have FEELINGS,
for example they can feel HUNGRY.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
I know i am awesome, so i don’t care about your opinion.
If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
The quickest way to double your money is
to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When i was born, i was so surprised,
I didn’t talk for a year and half.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
I want my Girlfriend like Google,
She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google…
They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete..
Every problem comes with some solution…
If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
I am not Spider man Nor Superman
However i am superhero for my GF.!
WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,
They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees?
It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is…
And Dad Knows What Boys Are..
I have no time to hate people who hate me.
because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..
People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst!
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
There are three sides to an argument..
my side, your side and the right side.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..
Live as if tomorrow is last one…
Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind!
Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.
ME-Never Mind!
I don’t care what people think or say about me!
I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
There are two type of people winner and Loser
Winner always Working Hard, Loser Always try to shortcut for win.
Your whatsapp status say’s online ..
If your online then, why aren’t you message me!
Try to solve your problem yourself…
Don’t Depend on other..!
Every people is a intelligent,
When he work Hard!
Please don’t get confused between my
my attitude & personality!
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’..
It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status !
Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest,just noise..
Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…
I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart…
There comes a point in life, when you realise who really matters,
who never did, and who always will…
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for
many others to smile…Smile please…!!
When you care about someone, their happiness
matters more than yours.!!
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance
to keep them close to you..
Good thing is listening a new song is that it
doesn’t remind you of anyone…
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…
Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!
Your looks don’t make you Beautiful,
it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful…
Someone asked me How is your life?
I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…
it’s called Sunday, please fix it !
Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy..
I don’t have time to hate people because..
I’m busy loving people who love me.
Smartness is a perfect beauty.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wore it J.
So you’re checking my status..
My _|_ salutes you.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1
Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.
My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?
I am single as my love story is being written by god
and he is busy is making it best.
I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.
Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn’t come
with ‘USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS’!
Attitudes are more important than facts.
Take charge of your attitude.
Don’t let someone else choose it for you.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
I don’t care what people think or say about me,
I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
Don’t be happy. I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like
it’s OK and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Attitude Whatsapp Status
1. I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
2. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
3. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
4. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
5. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
6. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
7. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
8. My attitude based on how you treat me.
9. Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...
10. Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
11. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
12. I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
13. I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair…
14. Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
15. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
16. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
17. I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
18. When I'm good I'm best , when I'm bad I'm worst.
19. I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
20. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
21. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
22. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
23. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
24. I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition.
25. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
26. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
27. Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
28. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
29. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
30. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
31. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
32. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
33. Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
34. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
35. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
36. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
37. They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
38. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
39. Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
40. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
2. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
3. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
4. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
5. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
6. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
7. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
8. My attitude based on how you treat me.
9. Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...
10. Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
11. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
12. I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
13. I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair…
14. Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
15. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
16. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
17. I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
18. When I'm good I'm best , when I'm bad I'm worst.
19. I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
20. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
21. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
22. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
23. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
24. I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition.
25. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
Attitude Whatsapp Status Messages
26. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
27. Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
28. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
29. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
30. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
31. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
32. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
33. Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
34. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
35. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
36. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
37. They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
38. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
39. Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
40. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Attitude Whatsapp Status in English
41. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
42. Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
43. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
44. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
45. lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
46. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
47. If your bad. Call me your Dad.
48. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
49. Friends are the family you choose
50. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
Attitude Whatsapp Status For Students
If “Plan 1” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the counting has infinite numbers.
I had a horribly busy day, spent it converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
You’re pretty, adorable & beautiful, until your Photoshop 30 days trial expires.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
I am damn sure, all my prayers are going in God’s junk folder.
I am damn sure, all my prayers are going in God’s junk folder.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
I am not fat, I am just easier to see.
I never repeat any mistake twice. 3, 4 times may be. But never twice.
My friends say that alcohol kills slowly. Oh yes! I’m not in a hurry?
I am not fat, I am just easier to see.
I never repeat any mistake twice. 3, 4 times may be. But never twice.
My friends say that alcohol kills slowly. Oh yes! I’m not in a hurry?
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.
I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.
When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
I know i am awesome, so i don;t care about your opinion.
If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and half.
DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
Attitude in English Font for Boyfriend
Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the
back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA”
Attitude Status in English Words for girlfriend
If i liked your status on Facebook that means you have entertained me
High Attitude Status in English for husband
The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition
and there are no other copies!
Attitude Facebook Status in English for wife
If people have a problem with you, always remember,
it is THEIR problem.
it is THEIR problem.
Attitude Matters : Don’t Say, “No One Likes Me..!!” Just Say,
“There Is No One Like Me..!!”
Attitude Status in English for husband
When someone says: you are UGLY TELL them
oh sorry I was trying to look like you
90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means
I don’t want to talk to you anymore.
Fb Whatsapp Attitude Status in English for wife
Adopting the right attitude can convert a
negative stress into a positive one.
One Line Attitude Whatsapp Status in English
The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight.
“Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.” – Albert Einstein
Two Line Whatsapp Status on Attitude
I enjoy when people show ATTITUDE to me because
it shows that they need an ATTITUDE to impress ME.
it shows that they need an ATTITUDE to impress ME.
I can’t change the direction of the wind,
but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Attitude Whatsapp Status in English for him
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me,
and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
Attitude Whatsapp Status in English for Boy and Girl
I taught your boyfriend that little thing you like.
Nothing positive comes from being negative all the time.
Change your attitude!
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you don’t change it,
you’ll never go anywhere.
I don’t have an attitude!! I have a personality you can’t handle!!!
The only difference between success and failure is one’s attitude.
Attitude Whatsapp Status in English for GF
For success, attitude is as much important as ability.
Attitude Facebook Status in English
Do not give advise unless you are asked to.
Two Line Attitude Whatsapp Status in English for BF
Your imagination has much to do with your life.
It is for you to decide how you want
your imagination to serve you.
Attitude Facebook Status in English for Friends
your imagination to serve you.
Attitude Facebook Status in English for Friends
If you think you are too small to make a difference,
try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.
Good news is I’m smiling. Bad news is it’s the kind
of smile that people should fear.
People will love you. People will hate you.
Others will secretly wish to be you.
Can you do me a favour? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me.
I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.
You are today where your thoughts have brought you;
you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is
your attitude about the problem.
Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.
They can because they think they can.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has
never tried anything new.
If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.
Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.
Wonders why people keep doing the same old things,
but yet expect a different outcome…!!!
My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee!
The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves,
but in our attitude towards them
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
When we can’t laugh again and again on the same joke.
There’s no point crying again and again for the same pain.
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change
his future by merely changing his attitude.
I don’t come with dice. So don’t play me.
Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us.
My door is always open so feel free to leave.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
I got a simple rule about everybody.
If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!
Act like you are wearing invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude’
I am who i am today because of the choice i made yesterday.
I do not mind the crazy people,
it’s the normal one that freaks me out!
‘B+’ is not my blood group, neither my grade in maths.
Its my favourite Quote: “BE POSITIVE
You can’t expect me to think before I speak.
I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.
Don’t ask me for my opinion if you can’t handle the truth.
I’m not going to lie to make you feel better.
Patience is not a virtue. Its just a waste of Time !
If you dislike me, remember: it’s mind over matter.
I don’t mind and you don’t matter!
People who have High And Unnecessary attitude,
deserves the Standing Ovation of my Tallest Finger.
I was told I should have a positive attitude. Well,
I am positive that I have an attitude.
Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person
who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!!!
who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!!!
Attitude is like wrist watch. Every watch shows different time
than other and everyone thinks his watch is showing right time.
than other and everyone thinks his watch is showing right time.
Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king Or
walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.
walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.
If you expect me to be there for you. You should be there for me too.
Don’t Play With Me ! Because I know I Can PLAY Better Than You.
Why waste your time caring for people who don’t even
acknowledge your existence? Huh
acknowledge your existence? Huh
Don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.
My personality is WHO I AM and
my attitude depends on WHO YOU ARE.
my attitude depends on WHO YOU ARE.
I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS.
I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets,
so that I can use it when my self-respect and
sentiments are being tested by people.
so that I can use it when my self-respect and
sentiments are being tested by people.
I hate when I’m about to HUG someone really
Sexy and my face hits the mirror. :p
My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.
My attitude is a result of your actions….
So if you don’t like my attitude blame yourself.
Intelligence can bring you to success.
But it’s your attitude that keeps
People say I have a dirty mind, But I say its just creative!
When people judge you on what they are told
or what they see…Get too know me first.
or what they see…Get too know me first.
I’m not lazy, I’m a master of energy conservation.
Stop complaining if you don’t like how things are.
Take control… Decide how YOU are going to change it…
Stop complaining if you don’t like how things are.
Take control… Decide how YOU are going to change it…
Think positive… Get rid of the drama… Move Forward.
You have a problem with me. I’m pretty sure a
status on Facebook won’t fix it.
status on Facebook won’t fix it.
I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather I’m Thinking Of Her
Who Is Single Because Of Me…
Who Is Single Because Of Me…
Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER.=
But i am the GAME.
But i am the GAME.
I define my own life. I don’t let people write my script.
If you want me to control my temper…
You need to control your stupidity.
If you want me to control my temper…
You need to control your stupidity.
My Attitude : I Don’t Like To Take Right Decision..
I Take Decisions And Make Them Right.
I Take Decisions And Make Them Right.
Those who like me… Raise your hands…
And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.
And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.
Don’t walk as if you rule the world…Walk as if you
don’t care who the hell rules the world.
don’t care who the hell rules the world.
Your attitude can make all the difference in
how your day will begin and end.
how your day will begin and end.
There is no market for your emotions, So never advertise
your feelings, just display your attitude.
your feelings, just display your attitude.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve
me at my best. if you can’t accept my past,
then you won’t see yourself in my future.
me at my best. if you can’t accept my past,
then you won’t see yourself in my future.
Attitudes have the power to lift us up or tear us down.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
I have attitude for those who force me to show them
You can help someone with low self-esteem,
but is almost impossible to help someone with a negative attitude.
but is almost impossible to help someone with a negative attitude.
You say I have a bad attitude, guess what?
My attitude is a result of your actions!!
Change your actions and I will change my attitude.
If you want to cry, use a tissue… not your status…!!
I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.
My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on who you are!
I never insult people I only tell them what they R.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.!!
If u think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. !!
Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.
My attitude based on how u treat me.
Life will give u exactly what you need, not what you want.
Yeah U - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
I loved a girl & she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair...
Your Whatsapp status say’s online...If your online then why aren’t you texting me
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save ur girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
Excuse me!!. I found something under my shoes ohhh its your Attitude.
I’m looking 4 a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’..
What is a Best friend?? A single soul in two bodies.
Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect.. ??
It's better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
Style is a way to say who u are without speaking.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. !!
I am multi talented, i can talk & piss you off at the same time.
Gal V ohna di hundi ae jinha di koi gal baat hundi ae!!
I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.
I don't hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.
I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
Status Unavailable! Check Later...!!
Always stay true to yourself ,& never sacrifice who are you for anyone.
If some one hate you without any ,reason then Give the reason to him..!
Being "Single" is My Attitude!
!Good Girl are those which can help people, Bad Girl have no time to help...
I hate when people look at my status and say "Its Bakwas".
Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY. !!
I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true....
Don't See My Status, Appointment is needed..
I don't need to explain myself coz, I know I'm right.
Someone asked me How's your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine!!
Sukh Wele Selfie,Dukh Wele Status,Har Time Online Shounk Preet Da!!
if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..
Adopt a right attitude make you the negative thinking to postive thinking!
May my enemies live a long life to see my success. !!
Weakness of attitude become weakness you!
I am not changed it's just I grew up & you should try too.
The only disability in life is a bad Attitude.!!
Some people R just so FAKE that if u look properly at the back of their neck, you'll find a tag saying "MADE IN CHINA"
When someone says: u are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you!!
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If u don't change it, you'll never go anywhere.
I don't have an attitude!! I have a personality U can't handle!!!
I'm single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. !!
If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.!!!
People say I have a dirty mind, But Im say its just creative! !!
I can't change the destination of wind but I can change the bad thinking of mine...
A bad attitude is plane tire if you not change it you can never think positive!.!!
My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee! !!
If you want to cry, use a tissue!! not your status...!!
People with status don't need status!!
In language learning, it is attitude, not aptitude,
that determines success.
I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.
My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on who you are!
I never insult people I only tell them what they R.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.!!
If u think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. !!
Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.
My attitude based on how u treat me.
Life will give u exactly what you need, not what you want.
Yeah U - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
I loved a girl & she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair...
Your Whatsapp status say’s online...If your online then why aren’t you texting me
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save ur girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
Excuse me!!. I found something under my shoes ohhh its your Attitude.
I’m looking 4 a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’..
What is a Best friend?? A single soul in two bodies.
Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect.. ??
It's better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
Style is a way to say who u are without speaking.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. !!
I am multi talented, i can talk & piss you off at the same time.
Gal V ohna di hundi ae jinha di koi gal baat hundi ae!!
I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.
I don't hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.
I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
Status Unavailable! Check Later...!!
Always stay true to yourself ,& never sacrifice who are you for anyone.
If some one hate you without any ,reason then Give the reason to him..!
Being "Single" is My Attitude!
!Good Girl are those which can help people, Bad Girl have no time to help...
I hate when people look at my status and say "Its Bakwas".
Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY. !!
I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true....
Don't See My Status, Appointment is needed..
I don't need to explain myself coz, I know I'm right.
Someone asked me How's your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine!!
Sukh Wele Selfie,Dukh Wele Status,Har Time Online Shounk Preet Da!!
if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..
Adopt a right attitude make you the negative thinking to postive thinking!
May my enemies live a long life to see my success. !!
Weakness of attitude become weakness you!
I am not changed it's just I grew up & you should try too.
The only disability in life is a bad Attitude.!!
Some people R just so FAKE that if u look properly at the back of their neck, you'll find a tag saying "MADE IN CHINA"
When someone says: u are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you!!
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If u don't change it, you'll never go anywhere.
I don't have an attitude!! I have a personality U can't handle!!!
I'm single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. !!
If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.!!!
People say I have a dirty mind, But Im say its just creative! !!
I can't change the destination of wind but I can change the bad thinking of mine...
A bad attitude is plane tire if you not change it you can never think positive!.!!
My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee! !!
If you want to cry, use a tissue!! not your status...!!
People with status don't need status!!
In language learning, it is attitude, not aptitude,
that determines success.
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude
from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help
the man with the wrong mental attitude.
from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help
the man with the wrong mental attitude.
Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.
Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.
My Attitude :- Dont mess with me m too bad…
Because you cant handle my goodness …!!
My life, my rule, that’s my attitude..
Forget the haters…cause some body loves you
I am hot dude with cool attitude
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you
It’s not my attitude it’s my style
If “Plan 1” didn’t work. Don’t worry;
the counting has infinite numbers.
the counting has infinite numbers.
I had a horribly busy day, spent it
converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that
can accommodate your smartphones.
can accommodate your smartphones.
You’re pretty, adorable & beautiful, until your
Photoshop 30 days trial expires.
Photoshop 30 days trial expires.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
I am damn sure, all my prayers are going in God’s junk folder.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Short attitude whatsapp status
I am not fat, I am just easier to see.
I never repeat any mistake twice.
3, 4 times may be. But never twice.
My friends say that alcohol kills slowly.
Oh yes! I’m not in a hurry?
Oh yes! I’m not in a hurry?
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
You are today where your thoughts have brought you; !!!you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.
Problem is not the Problem.,Problem is your bad attitude...
Anyone who never make mistake they can never try to solve problem!..
If you can follow all the rules then there is not fun!..
I don;t come with Card so not play me!..
My door is always open so can meet at any time!..
Patience is not a virtue. !Its just waste of Time...
Attitude is like wrist watch--. Every watch shows different time ,!than other and everyone thinks his watch is showing right time.:D
Don't play with me because I am champian..
My attitude is always in my pocket!!!
My attitude is depends on the behavior of your!!!
Attitude is the power which can grown up!!
My life my hobby is my attitude!!
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my
amazing relationship with my BED.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.
When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
Men also have FEELINGS,
for example they can feel HUNGRY.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
I know i am awesome, so i don’t care about your opinion.
If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD
it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When i was born, i was so surprised,
I didn’t talk for a year and half.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king
OR walk like you don’t care, who is the king.
Smile in front of people who hate you.
Your happiness kills them.
Error..! Status Unavailable
Status under construction of life
Born with winner Quality’s LEGENDS don’t die..
I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!
Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Dear God, thanks for making me special.
People laugh at me becoz i am different and
i laugh becoz they all are same.
If I delete your number, you’re
basically deleted from my life.
Definition of EX: Thanks for the Experience.
Our time has Expired. Now Exit my life.
People say me bad, trust me i am the worst.
I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
Coins always make sound but the
currency notes are always silent!
that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast
I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..
If your online then why aren’t you texting me
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it
I was not busy to be online…
I had just gave up on my life when
I picked up this girls phone and saw
my contact name as “Free Recharge”
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
They say we learn from our mistakes.
So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
lazy People Fact #5812672793=
You were too lazy to read that number.
Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and
hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
Friends are the family you choose
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will
steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I’m not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea
who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…
Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if
God is playing angry birds with you?
I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes
their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my
heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend.
Now, you help me to save mine.
Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
I’m Not Special , I’m Just Limited Edition.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
My heart is stolen…can I check your Heart
Two Attitude of cool life – Walk like you are the Boss OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the Boss.
I am single because God is busy for making Girl for me!...
My style is unique don't copy it!
Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!..
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing text to GF!..
GF is asked me what is your attitude ? then I Say Being Single is My attitude!..
Don't make a girl fall for you !if you have not intention of catching HER....
The only disability in your life is a bad attitude...
The best thing in mine is that I am Limited Edition not a Special one!..
for Sucess you need positive attitude!
Every thing is possible ,when we work hard...
My Attitude is "GoD" gift and nobody take it from me.!
When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”
I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
Not always available, try your luck.
Keep moving! Nothing new to read
I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
I have a new theory in life… what other people think
of me is truly none of my business!…
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude
My personality is “who I am” & my attitude depends on “who you are!”
God is really creative, i mean… just look at me.
I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.
I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Excuse me, I found something under my shoes. Oh its your attitude.
Stop checking my status! Go Get A Life.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
I don’t change , i just grew up. You should try it once.
I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later?.
Don’t Copy My Style.
Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing…”
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be
the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to
your pointless dramas over and over again.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in
you even when you are fooling everyone else.
A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea
who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
Everyone has an annoying friend.
If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says
to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it
was the best conversation you’ve ever had.
Friends are notes to life’s great songs.
A melody that carries you along.
A best friend is someone who tells you the truth
even when you don’t want to hear it.
I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people
who are supposed to be my friends.
It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and
your best friend notices and joins you.
My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
If friendship is your weakest point then
your the strongest person in the world.
Good friends are like starts. You don’t always see them
but you know they’re always there.
Fake friends believe in rumours. Real friends believe in you.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Every friendship doesn’t change into love but
every love begins with friendship.
A beautiful friendship can change people.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows
that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.
Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
What people say to your face is not a problem.
The problem is what they say behind your back.
The ones who are crazy enough to think that they
can change the world are the ones who do.
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves
the standing ovation of the tallest finger…
Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving
my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my
amazing relationship with my BED.
I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go
anywhere until you change it.
I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.
Men also have FEELINGS,
for example they can feel HUNGRY.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
I know i am awesome, so i don’t care about your opinion.
If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
The quickest way to double your money is
to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When i was born, i was so surprised,
I didn’t talk for a year and half.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
I want my Girlfriend like Google,
She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google…
They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete..
Every problem comes with some solution…
If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
I am not Spider man Nor Superman
However i am superhero for my GF.!
WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,
They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees?
It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is…
And Dad Knows What Boys Are..
I have no time to hate people who hate me.
because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..
People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst!
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
There are three sides to an argument..
my side, your side and the right side.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..
Live as if tomorrow is last one…
Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind!
Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.
ME-Never Mind!
I don’t care what people think or say about me!
I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
There are two type of people winner and Loser
Winner always Working Hard, Loser Always try to shortcut for win.
Your whatsapp status say’s online ..
If your online then, why aren’t you message me!
Try to solve your problem yourself…
Don’t Depend on other..!
Every people is a intelligent,
When he work Hard!
Please don’t get confused between my
my attitude & personality!
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’..
It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status !
Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest,just noise..
Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…
I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart…
There comes a point in life, when you realise who really matters,
who never did, and who always will…
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for
many others to smile…Smile please…!!
When you care about someone, their happiness
matters more than yours.!!
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance
to keep them close to you..
Good thing is listening a new song is that it
doesn’t remind you of anyone…
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…
Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!
Your looks don’t make you Beautiful,
it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful…
Someone asked me How is your life?
I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…
it’s called Sunday, please fix it !
Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy..
I don’t have time to hate people because..
I’m busy loving people who love me.
Smartness is a perfect beauty.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wore it J.
So you’re checking my status..
My _|_ salutes you.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1
Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.
My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?
I am single as my love story is being written by god
and he is busy is making it best.
I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.
Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn’t come
with ‘USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS’!
Attitudes are more important than facts.
Take charge of your attitude.
Don’t let someone else choose it for you.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
I don’t care what people think or say about me,
I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
Don’t be happy. I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like
it’s OK and wait for my turn to destroy them.
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